Secondary Application Status: COMPLETE

Well that was fun. I got no studying today with this stupid application. Last night though, I have to confess though that for some of the questions I got really into it. I was on fire. Contriving sentences with verve, passion, and soul. It felt as good as giving vent to a creative outlet at 4AM can feel. It's like being on creative "crack" and I think for a few brief hours I was happy with myself. What can I say, I am the epitome of the grouchy and moody "arteest" - only happy when totally consumed with his "art" which in this case is formulating responses to secondaries.

I like to think though that there's another thing that can make me happy and that is gorging myself on sweet delicious persimmons (the hard kind). Hard persimmons are like the Perfect Fruit. Crunchy and refreshing like an apple, but with a subtle sweetness. It's like a round mini-pumpkin shaped bit of heaven. Most people that I have spoken passionately about my love for persimmons however, surprise me by saying they don't like it. To which I respond: "YOU ARE CRAZY AND WRONG!" These same people like soy milk which is quite possibly the most disgusting brew ever formulated by mankind. For starters, it's not "MILK" it's "BEAN JUICE" which is as revolting a concept as "VOMIT JUICE" or "POOP JUICE". Thankfully I still can drink REAL milk with no harmful side affects, proving once and for all that I am not only superior to these crazy dissenters in taste, but also in biology (I have lactase, they don't! neener neener neeeeener!).